notebook0 发表于 2010-4-3 11:36   只看TA 1楼
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蛮搞笑的3则小笑话

1 杀手
杀手问：1+1等于几
回答:2
杀手答：你知道的太多了
(如果答的是3那不就没事了)

2 回去吃你妈
食人族父子打猎，其子擒一瘦子，父曰：放，没肉！
子回，擒一胖子，父曰：放，太腻 ！
一会儿子擒一美女，父曰：带她回去，今晚把你妈吃了！

3 孔夫子不懂英文
小孩成绩差。考前，妈妈就带他到孔庙求孔圣人开蒙。
几天过后。成绩表发下来了，英文还是不及格。
妈妈若有所悟地说：“这也难怪，孔夫子不懂英文。”
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w_w__cj 发表于 2010-4-3 14:23   只看TA 2楼
喜欢第三个 呵呵 敢拿孔老夫子开玩笑 谢谢
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