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1。小明在考试,生物试卷有道题:只有两幅图,内容只有两只鸟脚,要猜出这是什么鸟。小明越想越火,直接把试卷撕烂了,怒冲冲的走出位,监考老师立刻叫停他,问:你哪个班的?小明拉上脚裤,说:你猜一下。



2。某男对某美眉穷追不舍,美眉很烦,说:“你省省吧,就算世界上只剩你一个男人,我也不会嫁给你的。”该男立即回答说:“如果世界上只剩我一个男人,你以为我还会看上你吗?”




3。上初中的吖花回家告诉诉妈妈说:生物老师说,我现在处于青春期,很强逆反心理,脾气不好哦!”妈妈没好气的说:“老娘正处于更年期,脾气更不好!”

[ 本帖最后由 KO_ools 于 2010-4-8 01:09 编辑 ]

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