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[短篇] 笑話三則

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笑話三則

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午休,娃半天不睡,于是我就拍着哄他睡……
:妈妈,我睡不着!
:为什么啊?
:你抽的有点疼!
呃……

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妈妈:“你已经七岁了,还尿床,不羞吗?”
儿子:“你不是说过要为别人做点好事吗?”
妈妈:“你尿床还算做好事?”
儿子:“昨晚我梦见邻居失火了”

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“师父,为何您绰号【凋零】?是因为性格孤傲,还是剑法无情?” “这是个悲伤的故事。” “师父请讲。” “那年我和师妹即将出师,师父在桃花园中考校我们的功夫,当时考的是剑气摧花。我师妹一剑出鞘,十尺之外,二十朵花瞬间凋谢,因此得名【凋二十】,而我……” “师父,我能退学费吗。”
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哈哈,挺好笑的, 偶尔看看笑话也不错。
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