kdadexiaomd423 发表于 2021-10-14 10:43   只看TA 1楼

[短篇] 笑话三则

1、“三弟，有人说我们兄弟数学不好！”
“四哥，他们凭什么这么说？”

2、“据说情商是科学家为了安慰智商低的人而发明的”
“发明这东西的科学家情商很高啊，真会安慰人。”

3、基督徒：“你不先拿出点证据出来，我是绝对不会相信进化论的！”
进化论专家：“你们相信东西什么时候开始要证据了？”
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