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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、今天坐公车看见两辆卡车相撞,场面挺惨的,两辆卡车都冒烟了。公车上一父子,儿子:爸爸,那车怎么冒烟了?
由于场面太惨,他爸爸说:变形金刚累了,坐路边抽根烟。

2、跟朋友聊天,问她:为什么现在女孩子结婚,都要求男方有房有车?答曰:漂亮,任性。那像我们这样裸婚的呢?
答曰:人丑,任命!

3、女儿接过父亲的行礼,问道:老爸,第一次坐高铁的感觉如何?父亲揉了揉眼睛,回道:还可以,只是以前在回来的
路上还可以美美地睡上一觉,现在不行了,眼睛刚眯上,就被乘务员叫醒了。
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