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[短篇] [欢笑2018]笑话三则

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[欢笑2018]笑话三则

1、和媳妇到知名景区旅游,订的是双人间。
结果去了宾馆一看,尼玛居然是上下铺!

2、去饭店应聘,老板兜头就问我:小伙子,撸过吗?
我含羞带骚:嗯!
老板:好,你已经具备了专业技能,去洗筷子吧……

3、今天上某宝买了一双拖鞋,几天后我喜滋滋的打开邮过来的拖鞋盒子,发现商家发错了,竟然把左鞋发成了右鞋,右鞋发成了左鞋,我愤怒的把情况告诉了商家,但商家不但不给我解决问题,而且态度还不好,哎,现在的无良商家真多。
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