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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

１：公共汽车上老太太怕坐过站逢站必问．汽车到一站她就一个劲地用雨伞捅司机：＂这是展览中心吗？＂＂不是，这是排骨！＂
２：某男向某女求爱，用二胡拉了一曲＜二泉映月＞．事后女的说：＂二胡拉的不咋地，人长的倒是和瞎子阿炳挺像．＂
３：丈夫出其不意回到家，看到床边的烟灰缸仍有冒着烟的雪茄，满腹狐疑地瞪着那根雪茄，对着缩在床头抖缩的妻子咆哮：＂这从哪里来得？一阵沉寂之后，从衣橱中传出发抖的男人的声音：＂古巴．＂

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