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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、女人是水做的,为了迎合她们,男人注定成为杯具!

2、女人相亲是是这样试探男人滴:
“今天我们AA制吧?”同意AA制必是小气鬼,直接PASS;
“今天白菜又涨价了?”对白菜涨价敏感的一定是穷鬼;
“你每月房租多少钱?”这话可探出对方月薪多少,有没有房;
“放假我们去自驾游吧?”对这话的回答可探出对方有没有车。

3、女人如衣服。
女朋友是风衣:飘忽不定,上下翻飞。
妻子是内衣:贴身又贴心。
小三是外套:外套要外穿,回到家里就得脱。
情人是休闲装:外出娱乐休闲、消遣、或放松,就会套上休闲装。
女秘书是西装:笔挺、锃亮,穿在身上,很有面子,有尊严。
郑重提醒:衣服千万别乱穿。

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