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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、当喜鹊来的时候,我妈妈说它是一只鸟或者是一个客人。燕子,妈妈说是好鸟还是客人;拜托,乌鸦,你是客人吗?乌鸦:对,我是黑客!
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一只小狗爬上你的餐桌,爬上一只烤鸡。你怒不可遏,说:“你敢对那只烧鸡怎么样,我就对你怎么样。结果小狗舔了鸡屁股,你就晕倒了
3、孩子偷了妓院里养的鹦鹉。他一进门,鹦鹉就叫:动起来!看到他妈妈又哭了:老板也变了!看到他妹妹又喊,小姐也变了!又见父亲叫:我是曹还是老客人!

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