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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.不要总是玩手机,那样对手机本身不好;不要总是吃鸡蛋,那样对母鸡身体不好。
2.到了一定年龄,就不想去取悦谁了,我的生命和别人一样宝贵,犯不着装模作样。
3.减肥没有那么容易,每斤肉有它的脾气,过了吃不胖的年纪,挣挣扎扎不如放弃。

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